Now that is out of the way, I am going to broach a subject that I never want to talk about again -
I have never ever ever ever wanted to talk about this stuff. Ever ever. EVER.
Even as a kid - I HATED talking about it, or someone asking me about it, or knowing about it or experiencing it - YUCK YUCK YUCK.
Now, as an adult - even more so. WHY oh WHY do some people (I know, or even hardly know) feel the need to describe every situation with their female plumbing - in great detail- with me??? PS - see the sign above.
It's a hard subject to bring up with you here today, because, well, I don't like talking about it - however, it is very socially acceptable to discuss. There is even a campaign out there to make it even more acceptable to talk about. For example:
Or maybe even this:
Also, I DON'T want to see your video of you giving child birth, nor do I understand why you would have everyone in the room watching??
Clearly I have issues with the whole situation. The biggest problem I have is when my "friends" want to talk about their cramps, their clots, their.. oh yuck. I just can't even discuss it any further.
For someone who had surgery 7 years ago, and has not had to deal with "said" things in a long, long time.. I really REALLY don't like to discuss it with you. EVER.
(I wonder how many times I said yuck?) OR ..
How about people who announce it to the entire family that their daughter got their first period?? WHY? How HORR-I-FIED I would be.
And why in the WORLD are there so many freaking commercials out there with this stuff. How embarrassing to be sitting with family and one of these come on.
Bodily functions freak me out.
What are your thoughts?? Also - what about the silly commercials all of these years? I leave you with one that actually looked like something I would write.. lol. Again - girls, am I alone on this?