Sunday, November 28, 2010

Dear Santa

"He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree." ~Roy L. Smith

Dear Santa,

After 37 wonderful Christmas holidays, I have yet another year to request the material items that bring me so much joy. If you don't mind, I would also like to request a few non-material items, all to improve my quality of life.

1. I would really like a new couch. I have yet to pick one out. I realize that this gift will be more so from me to me - but perhaps you can make the selection painless as I decide with my better half. Please allow us the opportunity to come to a decision without killing each other.

2. I want an omelet maker. See, the egyptian tends to want to go to Waffle House (of all places) because he loves their omelets. I believe in my heart of hearts - if I owned a proper omelet maker, we could save money. Not only that, our waistlines. The Waffle House is a House of Cardiac Issues and I really prefer not to go.

3. A Dyson Vacuum cleaner. Every other year I have to purchase a new vacuum because the one I have is a piece of crap. If only I had the top of the line suckage machine - just imagine how nice my beige carpet would look then!

4. There are a few movies I would like: Eat, Pray Love; Sex & The City 2; Twilight/New Moon/Eclipse (no I don't own a single one); The Tudors (series); True Blood (series); Marie Antoinette (with Kirsten D.).. and I am sure there are more. But for now - that will do.

5. I would like a few new cds: Bruno Mars; John Legend's latest album; The Black Eyed Peas latest album.

6. I would like a purple scarf (knitted please.)

7. I would like peacock feather ear rings.

8. I need some black boots.

9. Mitten gloves

10. Some headbands - wide (preferably) different styles

11. A pedicure set

12. A Kindle

13. a subscription to Psychology Today and Mental Floss

14. A few books: But to be perfectly honest, I am not sure what I want!!

15. More drawer organizers. I love the accordion style one I bought for my dedicates!

16. hair barrettes

17. Chanel Mademoiselle

18. New candles

19. a sewing machine (and classes arranged for me.)

20. Finally - to rekindle my relationship with my egyptian. I want 2011 to be magical and fabulous with him!

That is all, kind Sir. Please help me acquire these minor items. Many thanks!


Kit said...

Great list!!!! I just got a kindle today for my birthday and I am in LOVE already!

Courtney said...

I love your list, an omelet maker sounds fun!

Ruby@Ruby'sMusings said...

Was just thinking of doing a Dear Santa Post...will make mention that you beat me to it LOL

Leanne said...

Ooooo - there's some gooooood goodies on this list, dearie! And I'd like very much to borrow a few of these items, if you should so acquire any of them. Let me know, ok?? ;)

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