I Pod Shuffle

I thought the ultimate diva should grace the top of this ridiculous blog post. It is Sunday afternoon, settling down for the night, and was sent an Ipod shuffle survey to my email. If you have never done one of these - basically, grab your ipod, hit shuffle, answer the questions per song that appears.

I think it accomplished many things - 1. It's an excellent time waster. 2. It proves just how cheesy my music collection is and 3. I am the ultimate procrastinator (yes, it is time to cook dinner..)

If you don't have an ipod I suggest two ideas: 1. take your cd spinner thing and close you eyes and randomly point to a cd. or 2. listen to the radio and just add whatever song comes on next.

For me - it's ipod shuffle time! Give it a try!!

You're at a dance party & someone comes up to you & says: Get Up Everybody (Salt N Pepa)


Your Grandmother just died... she is: Three Candles (Schonhertz & Scott)

(Insert song here) really annoys you  Easy Skanking (Bob Marley)

You are a movie director. You yell, "____, camera, action!"! So Into You (Atlanta Rhythem Section)

You're on the phone with your bf/gf & you say, "I think i'm going to:" Rudolph (Bing Crosby)

Someone drops your cookie & you yell: Columbia Stockade Blue (Willie Nelson)

You see Megan Fox at Walmart & scream: Voodoo Woman **lol

You're on the phone with your mom, & couldn't understand her, so you say: Mishra Piloo (Ravi Shankar)

Oh No! Your room mate just puked EVERYWHERE & they say: Operator (Manhattan Transfer)

You like your drinks: In Luv Wit a Stripper *hahahahahaa

You fall in love with your brother, and think: I'm a slave for you (Britney Spears).. geez.. lol

"I'm sorry, but I don't: Leaving on a Jet Plane (Peter, Paul & Mary)

You are uncontrollably addicted to drugs & need: Get Low (Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz)

You are going to die at: New Attitude (Patti LaBelle)

You look at an old man & think: I would die 4 U (Prince)

You are at a club & a creeper walks up to you & says: The Dragon's Daughter (David Lance & Paul Speer)

You think you are: Let's Get Together (The Youngbloods)

"Hello, (insert song here) Bob, & I'm gay :) Feelin Love (Paula Cole)

You are in France & see one of your friends, so you go up to them and: Boadicea (Enya)

You're bf/gf breaks up with you harshly & you think to yourself: I want to take you higher (Sly & The Family Stone)

You are at a restaurant & yell to the waiter, "I need a": Been Caught Stealing (Jane's Addiction)

Your kid comes home from school & they say to you: Wild Boys (Duran Duran)

You go to Hollywood & you are completely: Three Little Birds (Bob Marley)

Your crush just got a gf/bf and you think to yourself: Vertigo (U2).. amen.. lol

You are giving your best friend a pep-talk and you say: Amazing (aerosmith)

Your friend says to you, "may I": Jackson, Mississippi (Kid Rock)

HEY BATTAH BATTAH: Not ready to make nice (Dixie Chicks)

You are having a conversation with your bf/gf and say, "I don't want to": Deal Cell (Papa Roach)

Your kid comes running into your room in the middle of the night & screams: I wanna Love you (Akon) lol

You get a 100% on your math test and whisper: We are family (Sister Sledge)

You look at your friend and say "let's go catch some": America (Santana featuring P.O.D.)

"I'll love you,": Santa Baby ( Pussy cat Dolls) lol

That's it!!!

Told you - total time waster.