"Anger is one letter short of danger." ~Author Unknown
Once upon a time there existed a little land where media was king. Some very smart people decided to promote Sharks and the Mafia. All in the kingdom was satisfied. Media was happy, and so were her inhabitants.
In this same land, lived a girl. She knew how media worked, and was paid to make sure all was well in one particular microcosm in the kingdom. She noticed the promotional weeks happened to take place during a very critical time in her life... and she had to chuckle. It was so ironic.
Because she too had first hand experience with sharks. And she had experienced getting "Whacked."
Damn the irony.