Friday, May 10, 2013

Cats - Dates and Life in Between

The cats. Omg... the shy little fur balls have become demanding toddlers. I came in last night, super tired from a few long days at work and there they were... waiting... to head bop, swirl my feet and neck, and claw me to death.

Both of them are very affectionate, which is a little un-cat like. I suppose living in a shelter would turn animal into a needy baby. I am looking forward to the day that we can all cohabitate without so much love love love. For example, as I type this, the big kitty is "kneading" my back, meowing, waiting for me to turn around and pet him.

It's adorable.. but demanding.

Speaking of demanding...

Men.

Sheesh.

Sooo... in the past week, I have had some interesting offers. 

Ha.

One guy has sent me text messages asking sooooo many questions. I am just not comfortable opening up to anyone right now. Then he sends the kiss of death, "Did you think of me today??" WTF. No, dude... I did not. 

Then there is the Army guy who (and this one is a doozy,) sends me a picture of his penis. I am sooooo not kidding.  Yes, you read that right. Ummm..... No.

Is this what I have to look forward to? 

Yeah.. not interested. 

It is interesting to sort of put yourself back out there, but I am sooooo not looking for anything. I just want to have a good time, maybe grab a bite to eat, not be traumatized by some one's penis picture.

I cannot make this stuff up.

*gag*

The weekend is upon us! Yay!  There is so much I need to do around here - time to clean/clean/clean. I do plan to go out tonight with some friends...

So yeah, life is silly right now. I'm laughing again. I'm in a good place. All is well with my soul.. outside of the whole picture thing... OMG.

1 comment:

Leanne said...

are.you.kidding.me? A picture of his . . . oh, I can't even say it. WOW. Oh, honey . . . that's too good to even make up!

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